Hardcore Heaven 99' (June 99)

Extreme Title ladder match: X-Banger vs. Hardcore Hitman

Result: A great match up. The Hardcore Hitman destroys the X-Banger throughout the beginning part of the match.A few minutes into the match, the X-Banger nails teh Hardcore Hitman with a stunner. X-Banger tries climbing the ladder, but he is thrown into a clothesline, literally a clothesline. But X-Banger got right back up and tried climbing up again. He got thrown off of the ladder and the ladder was thrown on top of him. The Hardcore Hitman then brings the ladder into the ring. X-Banger hits the Hardcore Hitman with a chair, and lays him onto the ladder. X-Banger then hits the Hardcore Hitman with a People's Elbow. X-Banger then uses a taser on the Hardcore Hitman. After a few more minutes of fighting, the Hardcore Hitman uses the taser on the X-Banger. The Hardcore Hitman then sitdown powerbombed X-Banger. Then he climbed up the ladder and got the Extreme Title.


Eurapean Title Match: Woody Boner vs. Bad Ass Billy Boy

Result: This was a great hardcore match-up. Woody Boner hit Bad Ass Billy Boy with everything he could get his hands on. Bad Ass Billy Boy was beat up so bad that he ran home. Resulting in a count out win for Woody Boner.


Intercontinental Title Elimination Match: Fu*k vs. Uranus vs. Mike Murphy vs. Butt Fu*k

Result: Butt Fu*k and Uranus were quickly eliminated by Fu*k and Mike Murphy. Then Mike Murphy was eliminated when he tapped out to a Texas Cloverleaf. Resulting in Fu*k winning the Intercontinental Title.


Six Man Tag: Woody Boner; X-Banger; Hardcore Hitman vs. Death Row;Mike Murphy; Butt Fu*k

Result: A horrible match because the match ended right after Death Row was tripple powerbombed.


Tripple Threat Match: Uranus vs. Lizkit vs. Liquid Silver

Result: Goes to a no contest when Uranus and Liquid Silver keep double teaming Lizkit


Royal Rumble with all wrestlers in HCW for World Title Shot

Result: Woody Boner wins the match


World Title Match: X-Banger vs. Woody Boner

Result: As soon as Woody Boner won the rumble, the X-Banger came in and nailed Woody Boner with a chair. X-banger pinned him to retain the world title.





COLD BLOODED 99' (July 99')

*As the Pay Per View starts, the X-Banger says he is retiring from the HCW*


First Blood Match for World title: Hardcore Hitman vs. Big Nasty

Result: Big Nasty makes a big appearance into the HCW by nailing one of the announcers with a liscense plate. Big Nasty then got in the ring and nailed the Hardcore Hitman with the liscense plate. Big Nasty tries for a moonsault but misses. Hardcore Hitman hits a Double Arm DDT on Big Nasty. Then a dog runs in the backyard, and the Hardcore Hitman throws Big Nasty out of the ring, and he almst nials the dog. Big Nasty sets up a ladder, he climbed the ladder but was thrown into a clothesline (not the move, the rope where you hold clothes on lol). Hardcore Hitman continues the punishment by beating Big Nasty with a metal pan. Big Nasty then is forced up the ladder again. The Hardcore Hitman throws Big Nasty off of the ladder, and Big NAsty hit his head on a glass table! The match then goes back in the ring. Big Nasty is then hit with a guitar in the back, and then powerbombed through a thick piece of cardboard. Big Nasty changes the momentum when he hits the Hardcore Hitman in the head with a guitar. The action is brought outside the ring again. Big Nasty bashed two cookie sheets onto the side of the Hardcore Hitman's head. Big Nasty is then distracted by the commentator that he beat up earlier. After a cupple seconds of arguing, Big Nasty is rocker dropped onto a baseball bat by the Hardcore Hitman. After 15 minutes of pure mayhem, the match looked like it was over when the Hardcore Hitman put a water cooler over Big Nasty's head, and nailed the cooler with a chair shot. BUT BIG NASTY STILL DIDN'T BLEED!!! Big Nasty is then powerbombed again. The Hardcore Hitman then tries to unmask Big Nasty, but pays for it when Big Nasty low blowed and chokeslammed the Hardcore Hitman onto a liscense plate. A ladder is then brought into the ring. Big Nasty puts the Hardcore Hitman onto the ladder, and Big Nasty does his huge Frog Splash onto the ladder and the Hardcore Hitman. Big Nasty then wins the world title when he throws the Hardcore Hitman into a pole, making him bleed.


#1 contendership match for the HCW world title: Woody Boner vs. The Pimpin' Homo

Result: Woody Boner starts out the match with a series of amazing suplexes. After a few minutes of fighting, the Pimpin' Homo ran out of teh ring, stole Woody Boner's Eurapean title, and ran backstage. Woody Boner chased him for what seemed for ever. They made their way back to the arena, and Woody Boner gets nailed in the head with a guitar. The Pimpin' Homo went for his Fanny Cracker, but Woody Boner got out of the way just in time. The Pimpin' Homo started humping Woody Boner, he low blowed Woody Boner and mooned Woody Boner. After those three very sickening sites the crowed goes crazy when the Pimpin' Homo has a spatula broken over his head. The Pimpin' Homo gets the Boner Stinger, and Woody Boner makes the cover to win the match, and get a title shot against Big Nasty later that nite.


Interview with Big Nasty: Big Nasty was asked a few questions and he made fun off the competing KWF(KIDS WRESTLING FEDERATION) which got the crowd pissed because all of the KWF was in the crowd.
Then out of nowhere came Woody Boner. Woody Boner nailed Big Nasty with a huge cookie sheet shot to the head. Then the Hardcore Hitman came in and held a chair to Big Nasty's face. Woody Boner superkicked the chair into Big Nasty's face sending him flying into a table on the outside. Woody Boner and the Hardcore Hitman unmasked Big Nasty, and found out that that Big Nasty was the X-Banger!!! The X-Banger said that he would still be Big Nasty and no one can stop him.


I QUIT MATCH: Pimp of the Nation vs. Pure Funk vs. Uranus

Result: This match is indescribable. Weapons were everywhere, and these three had no worries about their own well being. URanus quit after a nasty low blow by Pimp of the Nation, and Pimp of the Nation gave up after a huge chair shot.


Intercontinental Title Match: Fu*k (champ)vs. Pimpin' Homo

Result: The Pimpin' Homo just came out, and tried stealing the Intercontinental title. The match was thrown out before it began.


Extreme Title Match: Hardcore Hitman (champ) vs. Pure Funk

Result: Started off with a DDT by the Hardcore Hitman, but Pure Funk came back with a stunner. Hardcore Hitman then powerbombed Pure Funk into a pinning combination for a two count. The Hardcore Hitman then tries for a Boston Crab, but Pure Funk gets the Hardcore Hitman up for a nice vertical suplex. Pure Funk then hit another stunner, but the Hardcore Hitman got right back up. The Hardcore Hitman nailed Pure Funk with a cookie sheet and a Double Arm DDT. The Hardcore Hitman tried for a suplex, but Pure Funk countered it into suplex of his own. The Pimpin' Homo was now pissing off the Hardcore Hitman, so he went to go beat him up, but it was just a diversion, and Pure Funk hit the Hardcore Hitman in the back with a guitar. WHen they got back in the ring, the Hardcore Hitman hit anotherDouble Arm DDT on Pure Funk and a scoop slam. The Hardcore Hitman finished off Pure Funk with a Tombstone Piledriver.


Liquid Silver vs. Pimp of the Nation

Result: Liquid Silver dominated the whole match, but Liquid Silver got disqualified when Woody Boner came out and he started beating up the Pimp of the Nation for no reason. After 2 minutes of double teamming by Liquid Silver and Woody Boner, Big Nasty came out and cleared the ring accept for Woody Boner, and the match started....


World Title Match: Big Nasty (champ) vs. Woody Boner

Result: Woody Boner was just destroyed with a cookie sheet and pinned for a 1-2-3 win for Big Nasty.





HCW Heat Wave 99'(August 99')

Extreme Title Bolier Room Brawl Match: The Hardcore Hitman(champ) vs. Big Nasty

Result: Big Nasty started off the match by hitting the Hardcore Hitman with a cookie sheet and Big Nasty whipped the Hardcore Hitman with a whip. But Big Nasty got knocked down with a paint can. The match then moved to another room where Big Nasty put on his hockey helmet and speared the Hardcore Hitman with it. THen Big Nasty repediatally hit the Hardcore Hitman with a Television remote. The Hardcore Hitman made a comeback when he threw Big Nasty into a wall and beat him with a belt. When Big Nasty was thrown into another wall, a bunch of beer cans fell on him. Big Nasty then threw the Hardcore Hitman into a locker and then broke an old record over the Hardcore Hitmnan's head. Big Nasty chokeslammed the Hardcore Hitman, and left the boiler room to become the new Extreme Champion.


*The Pimpin' Homo then came out with some kind of doll that he calls Fagasaur. He made fun of Woody Boner, and challenged him to a match for later that nite. The Pimpin' Homo then stole the Eurapean Title!*


Intercontinental Title Match: Fu*k(champ) vs. Pimp of the Nation

Result: The Pimp of the Nation started off the match with a DDT, but Fu*k then Rock Bottomed Pimp of the Nation. All of the weapons the HCW had to offer were dumped into the ring. Fu*k then nailed Pimp of the Nation with a bat, and a cookie sheet. Pimp of the Nation got Rock Bottomd again, but this time threw a box. Pimp of the Nation then broke a piece of wood over Fu*k's back. Pimp of the Nation then somehow kicked out of the People's Elbow. Then Pimp of the Nation gave Fu*k the Briable Claw to win the match, and the Intercontinental Title.


Sexual Vannila vs. Bad Ass Billy Boy

Result: A very short match. Bad Ass Billy Boy gave Sexual Vannila a Senton Leg Drop, but Sexual Vannila got up and knocked out the refaree. Big Nasty came in to be the ref, Bad Ass Billy Boy Stunned Sexual Vannila to win the match.


*After the match, the Hardcore Hitman came in and DVD Big Nasty*


Pure Funk vs. Death Row

Result: As soon as the match started, Woody Boner came in, and threw Pure Funk out of the ring. The Pimpin' Homo's music hit, and he came out with the Eurapean title that he stole earlier. The Eurapean Title match started.......


Eurapean Title Match: Death Row vs. Pimpin' Homo vs. Woody Boner(champ)

Result: Death Row stayed inside the ring while Woody Boner and the Pimpin Homo fought on the outside. With both men fighting on the ground, Death Row leaped out of the ring and nailed proably the biggest splash in HCW history. Woody Boner then nailed Death Row with a cookie sheet. Once everyone got back in the ring, Woody Boner Boner Stung Death Row. Woody Boner went for the cover, but the Pimpin' Homo got a piece of glass out of Fagasaur's paants, and broke the glass over Woody Boner's head. The Pimpin' Homo pinned Woody Boner to become the new Eurapean Champ.


World Title Match: The Hardcore Hitman vs, Big Nasty(champ)

Result: With all of the weapons in the ring, Big Nasty got nailed with a video game, and got thrown to the outside. The Hardcore Hitman then did a flying headbutt onto the outside onto Big Nasty. Big Nasty then got thrown into the crowd. When they got back in the ring, Big Nasty hit the Hardcore Hitman in the head with a steel chair. Both men then went outside the ring again, and the Hardcore Hitman got DDTd through a metal tray table. They then went back into the ring, and Big Nasty stunned the Hardcore Hitman, and gave him the People's Leg Drop. Big Nasty then missed a senton bomb. Big Nasty then got a long piece of wood broken over his back. Then the Hardcore Hitman got hit in the head again with a steel chair. Big Nasty then set up a table on the outside of the ring. Big Nasty then brought a piece of drywall in the ring and broke it over the Hardcore Hitman's head. Big Nasty went to powerbomb the Hardcore Hitman, but the Hardcore Hitman back body dropped Big Nasty onto a steel chair!! Big Nasty then got thrown outside the ring, and the Hardcore Hitman followed him. The Hardcore Hitman then broke a piece of glass over Big Nasty's head. Then Big Nasty got double powerbombed. The first powerbomb was through a metal tray table, and the second powerbomb was through the table. But somehow Big Nasty got up and broke a piece of dry wall over the Hardcore Hitman's head. Big Nasty then got back in the ring and did a moonsault to the outside, but he missed, and landed on his neck! Big Nasty then got thrown off a ladder, and got a Rocker Dropper from the Hardcore Hitman. Big Nasty came back when he suplexed the Hardcore Hitman onto a ladder. When they got back in the ring, the Hardcore Hitman gave Big Nasty a sitdown powerbomb to win the HCW World Title!


6 Man Tag: Big Nasty;Hardcore Hitman;Woody Boner vs. Liquid Silver;Sexual Vannila;Pimp of the Nation

Result: A great main event many things were destroyed, but when Big Nasty accidentally hit the Hardcore Hitman with a piece of glass, Pimp of the Nation pinned the Hardcore Hitman for Liquid Silver, Sexual Vannila, and The Pimp of the Nation to win the match.





HCW Uncensored 99' (September 99')

#1 contendership match for Extreme Title: Death Row vs. Pure Funk

Result: Pure Funk was annoyed by the crowd when he entered. When Pure Funk turned around, Death Row jumped outside the ring and cross body blocked Pure Funk. Death Row then brings him into the ring, and Death Row gives Pure Funk a huge Guillatine Leg Drop. Pure Funk then tried making a comeback w/ a huge splash on Death Row, but Pure Funk only got a 2 count. Pure Funk picked up Death Row, and DDT'd him. But then Death Row turns teh tides of the match once again when he hits his signature Falling Reverse DDT on Pure Funk. Death Row then becomes the #1 contender for the Extreme Title when he finishes off Pure Funk with a lethal submission move.


Tag team elimination match for Tag Team Titles: (1st Team)Pimp of the Nation & Fu*k
(2nd Team)Pure Funk & The Hardcore Hitman
(3rd team)Lizkit & Chestor the Molestor
(4th Team)Woody Boner & Big Nasty (champs)

Result: The first two teams tear each other apart. Fu*k and the Pimp of the Nation get the upper hand when Fu*k low blows and DDT's Pure Funk. Pure Funk then suplexed F*uck. The Hardcore Hitman got into the action when he gave the Pimp of the Nation an Elevated DDT and a Tombstone Piledriver. But when the Hardcore Hitman got up, he got Holy Fu*ked (Rock Bottom) by Fu*k. Fu*k then layed the sperm down on the Hardcore Hitman with the people's Elbow. Fu*k pinned the Hardcore Hitman. Pure Funk and the Hardcore Hitman were eliminated. Then Lizkit & Chestor the Molestor came out. These two teams had most of the match outside of the ring. After many many chair shots to each participant, they were all tired. Lizkit then slapped on a modified figure four on Fu*k to eliminate Fu*k and Pimp of the Nation. Finally, the tag team champs came out (Big Nasty & Woody Boner). As soon as The Ruffriders came out, Woody Boner threw a shoe and it hit Chestor the Molestor in the head! Big Nasty then tried a suicide dive onto Chestor the Molestor, but Chestor the Molestor moved, and Big Nasty went flying shoulder first into a steel chair.Chestor teh Molestor then stunned Big Nasty. Big Nasty and Lizkit got back into the ring while Woody Boner and Chestor the Molestor battled it out on the outside. Big Nasty chokeslammed Lizkit, and the Ruffriders kept their tag team titles.


Extreme Title Match: Death Row vs. Big Nasty(champ)

Result: Death Row wanted to start out the match with a bang, so he tried a suicide dive onto Big Nasty, but Big Nasty moved out of the way and nailed Death Row with the Extreme Title. Then all of the 30 fans started beating the living hell out of Death Row when Big Nasty threw Death Row into the crowd. Big Nasty stopped teh crowd, and put Death Row on a char. he laid him down on the chair and his head stuck off of the side. Big Nasty got in the ring, and did a huge leg drop onto the chair and Death Row. Big Nasty threw away the chair, and got back into the ring. Death Row didn't move for about 10 seconds, so Big Nasty did another amazing high risk manuver when he did a Senton Bomb from the ring to the outside onto Death Row. Big Nasty made a cover for only a 2 count. When they got back in the ring, Death Row gave Big Nasty his Falling Reverse DDT! But Big Nasty somehow kicked out, and gave Death Row a DDT. Big Nasty then brought the chair into the ring, and did an awsome People's Leg Drop onto Death Row. Death Row then got nailed in the head with a cookie sheet. THen Big Nasty got a toilet seat from under the ring and put it around Death Row's leg. He continuessly bashed the toilet seat onto his leg. Big Nasty then chokeslammed Death Row. Big Nasty set up a table on the outside, and chokeslammed Death Row again, but this time threw the table. Big Nasty went for the cover, but when he turned around, the Hardcore Hitman git Big Nasty in the head with a florecent Lightbulb!!!!! The Hardcore Hitman put Death Row on Big Nasty, and Death Row won the match, and the Extreme Title.


*After a five minute recess because off all the glass that had to be picked up, the Hardcore Hitman came out and challenged anyone in the back to an open world title shot challenge. The Pimp of the Nation came out and accepted the fight.*


World Title Match: Pimp of the Nation vs. the Hardcore Hitman (champ)

Result: The Hardcore Hitman started the match with a dropkick and a big scoop slam. Pimp of the Nation then got a cookie sheet and messed up the Hardcore Hitman's face with it. Pimp of the Nation went to go get the guitar, but teh Hardcore Hitman dropkicked him again. Then one of the most devistating moves I ever saw happened. The Hardcore Hitman Rock Bottomed Pimp of the Nation onto the exposed steel springs of the trampoline. Then the Hardcore Hitman gave the Pimp of the Nation a TKO. Then somehow after being nailed in the head with a lightbulb, Big Nasty came to the ring! The Hardcore Hitman tried hitting Big Nasty with the guitar, but he hit the referee instead! The Hardcore Hitman then turned around, and got nailed with a cookie sheet by Big Nasty. Big Nasty went to the outside of the ring, and set up a table. Pimp of the Nation then got a tombstone piledriver by the Hardcore Hitman. Pimp of the Nation got suplexed onto a cookie sheet, but he got up, and hit the Hardcore Hitman with a metal garbage can lid. But another mistake by Pimp of the Nation, and the Hardcore Hitman Pedigreed Pimp of the Nation. But Big Nasty came back in the ring, he low blowed, and chokeslammed the Hardcore Hitman to hell. Then Big Nasty gave the Hardcore Hitamn a stunner. But the Hardcore Hitman got the strength to throw Big Nasty outside the ring. Big Nasty then got nailed with a cookie sheet. Then the Hardcore Hitman did the unthinkable. He Death Valley Drove Big Nasty threw the table! With Big Nasty knocked out again, teh Hardcore Hitamn went in the ring after the KO'd Pimp of the Nation. Pimp of the Nation got a sitdown Powerbomb from the Hardcore Hitman, and the Hardcore Hitman gave Pimp of the Nation an STF to retain his title.


Pimp of the Nation vs. Chestor the Molestor vs. Liquid Silver

Result: The match started out with Liquid Silver giveing Pimp of the Nation and Chestor the Molestor a series of dropkicks, DDTs, and shots with the Nookie Bat. When the action was brought outside the ring, Liquid Silver was thrown head first into a table. Chestor the Molestor then tapped out to the the Pimp of the Nation's move, the Briable Claw.


Intercontinental Title Match: Liquid Silver vs. Pimp of the Nation(champ)

Result: The match started outside the ring, and Liquid Silver's already injured head was hurt even more when he had three cookie sheets dented over his head. But Liquid Silver came back with a cookie sheet shot of his own, and a snap suplex on Pimp of the Nation. Later in the match, Liquid Silver nailed the Intercontinental Champ with a hige cross body block to the outside. But Pimp of the Nation got back up, and nailed Liquid Silver in the head with a metal trash can lid. Then Liquid Silver got a piece of floor title busted over his head. Liquid Silver then recovered and started throwing pop cans at Pimp of the Nation. But Pimp of the Naion blocked the cans with the metal trash can lid. Then Liquid Silver dropkicked the metal trash can lid into Pimp of the Nation's head! Then a crazed fan from the KWF named Jose the Wildman came into the ring. Pimp of the Nation, Liquid Silver, and the ref tripple powerbombed the kid to hell. Jose was then thrown out of the arena. After he was escorted out, Liquid Silver powerbombed Pimp of the Nation to become the new Intercontinental Champion.


*Somehow after bing hit in the head with a lightbulb, and being DVD through a table, Big Nasty came to the ring and challenged Death Row and the Hardcore Hitman to a Duble Title Match.*


Extreme and World Title Match: Big Nasty vs. Death Row(Extreme Champ) vs. the Hardcore Hitman (World Champ)

Result: Death Row was completely destoroyed before the Hardcore Hitman ever got to the ring. Once the Hardcore Hitman got to the ring, about 10 cookie sheets were destroyed over one another's heads. Big Nasty then broke the guitar over the Hardcore Hitman's back. Big Nasty then got a falling reverse DDT by Death Row, but the count was interrupted by the Hardcore Hitman. Big Nasty then got busted open when Death Row ripped off his mask, and ran a cheese gradder across his face. Big Nasty drop kicked the Hardcore Hitman and chokeslammed Death Row on teh outside of the ring. The Hardcore Hitman then got the people's leg drop and he got pinned by big nasty. Big Nasty became the World and Extreme Champion once again.